This simultaneously makes me laugh and feel superior, but could it be real?! Self-smarted, what a concept.



Books, you see, people say, are for, to be, to make you smarter, but (and listen up because this part is critical) they can also be, for, to be, to get you dead. Few realize this. And because only a precious, elite few understand this critical relationship between spare oxygen, spare brain capacity, and getting, to be, made dead, it's very important. Whatever you do, don't stop smoking dope, that is the only thing keeping you alive!